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Alt 04-03-2010, 13:58   Paylaş   #1
 
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Selam, benim adım Wanda .

- Selam, benimki de Slyvia, sen nasıl öldün?

- Donarak öldüm.

- Ne kadar... k...orkunç.

- Yok o kadar kötü değildi, soğuktan titremem geçince ısınmaya başladım ve uyku bastı, sonunda huzur dolu bir ölüm.

- Peki sen nasıl öldün?

- Ağır bir kalp krizi geçirdim. Kocamın beni aldattığını sandım, onu iş üstünde yakalamak için eve erken geldim, fakat evde tek başına televizyon seyreder halde buldum.

- Sonra ne oldu?

- Kesinlikle evde başka bir kadının olduğundan emindim, bütün evi aramaya başladım. Çatıyı, yatakların altını her yeri aradım fakat bulamadım. Ararken aşırı yorulmuşum, kalp krizi geçirdim ve öldüm.

- Ah be güzelim bir de derin dondurucuya baksaydın, şu anda ikimiz de yaşıyor olacaktık... (alıntıdır)
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